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| | | Nobody has ever measured, even | | A friend is the only person you will let |
| | | poets, how much a heart can hold. | | into the house when you are Turning |
| | | | | Out Drawers. |
| | | When you realize you've made a | | |
| | | mistake, make amends immediately. | | Thanks to modern medical advances |
| | | It's easier to eat crow while it's still | | such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and |
| | | warm. | | Diet Coke, it has become routine for |
| | | | | people in the civilized world to pass the |
| | | Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop | | age of 40, sometimes more than once. |
| | | to look around once in a while you | | |
| | | could miss it. | | There is a good reason they call these |
| | | | | ceremonies "commencement |
| | | To kill time, a committee meeting is the | | exercises." Graduation is not the end; |
| | | perfect weapon. | | it's the beginning. |
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| | | As soon go kindle fire with snow, as | | You have a cough? Go home tonight, |
| | | seek to quench the fire of love with | | eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow |
| | | words. | | you'll be afraid to cough. |
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| | | You learn to like someone when you | | People who say they sleep like a baby |
| | | find out what makes them laugh, but | | usually don't have one. |
| | | you can never truly love someone until | | |
| | | you find out what makes them cry. | | I felt it shelter to speak to you. |
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| | | One only needs two tools in life: | | The important thing is not to stop |
| | | WD-40 to make things go, and duck | | questioning. |
| | | tape to make them stop. | | |
| | | | | Love is one long sweet dream, and |
| | | It's really the cat's house - we just pay | | marriage is the alarm clock. |
| | | the mortgage. | | |
| | | | | Even when freshly washed and |
| | | The difficulty with marriage is that we | | relieved of all obvious confections, |
| | | fall in love with a personality, but must | | children tend to be sticky. |
| | | live with a character. | | |
| | | | | By working faithfully eight hours a day |
| Maui GiftsBaskets | | Insanity is hereditary; you get it from | | you may eventually get to be boss and |
| Poipu Beach, Kauai GiftsBaskets | | your children. | | work twelve hours a day. |
| Princeville Hanalei GiftsBaskets | | | | |
| Maunaloa GiftsBaskets | | When a man retires and time is no | | Because time itself is like a spiral, |
| Princeville, Kauai GiftsBaskets | | longer a matter of urgent importance, | | something special happens on your |
| Manua Loa GiftsBaskets | | his colleagues generally present him | | birthday each year: The same energy |
| Maalaea, Maui GiftsBaskets | | with a watch. | | that God invested in you at birth is |
| | | | | present once again. |
| | | Work expands so as to fill the time | | |
| | | available for its completion. | | To be nobody but yourself in a world |
| | | | | which is doing its best, night and day, to |
| | | [N]o party is any fun unless seasoned | | make you everybody else means to |
| | | with folly. | | fight the hardest battle which any |
| | | | | human being can fight; and never stop |
| | | real lovers to be silly. | | |
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